Take Off Your Pants And Jacket

Год выпуска - 2001

Кол-во треков - 13+бонус

1. Anthem Part 2

Everything has fallen to pieces,
Earth is dying help me Jesus
We need guidance, we've been misled,
young and hostile, but not stupid.

Corporate leaders, politicians,
kids can't vote, adults elect them
Mobs that rule the school and workplace,
signs that caution, sixteen's unsafe.

We really need to see this through,
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use,
if we're fucked up you're to blame

Let this train wreck burn more slowly,
kids are victims in this story
Drown our youth with useless warnings,
teenage rules they're fucked and boring

We really need to see this through,
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use,
if we're fucked up you're to blame

Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to ...

We really need to see this through,
we never wanted to be abused,
We'll never give up, it's no use,
if we're fucked up you're to blame!

 
2. Online Songs

Josie, you're my source of most frustration,
forget when I don't meet expectations,
everything you wished came true,
in the end we all blamed you,
even though as they all know,
you weren't the only one, two, three, four...

Why do you think you've been around
when you know it brings me down, I'm hating everything
and I know that you dated other guys
but I gotta wonder why you'd leave it out for me.

Why am I still hanging around
when I know it brings me down,I'm hating everything
And you are getting rides from in his car
and making out in his front yard, and hating everything

Please don't remind me,put your back behind me,
chance it that it was me, wish that this would end
And I am not buying statics, saw you online,
that screen name used to be mine, but can we just pretend

If you could have another day, 
I've got so much left to say, I'll tell you everything
and I'll laugh when I think about the past,
when I see you after class you're hating everything

Please don't remind me,put your back behind me,
chance it that it was me,wish that this would end
And I am not buying statics,saw you online,
that screen name used to be mine, but can we just pretend 

Please don't remind me,put your back behind me,
chance it that it was me,wish that this would end
And I am not buying statics,saw you online,
that screen name used to be mine, but can we just pretend

And she said...
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na (I just forgot you were there)
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na (I just forgot you were there)
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na (I just forgot you were there)
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na

Please don't remind me,put your back behind me,
chance it that it was me,wish that this would end
And I am not buying statics,saw you online,
that screen name used to be mine,but can we just pretend

Please don't remind me,put your back behind me,
chance it that it was me,wish that this would end
And I am not buying statics,saw you online,
that screen name used to be mine,but can we just pretend

And she said na na na na na 

3. First Date

In the car I just can't wait,
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss

Let's go,don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make, this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

4. Happy Holidays You Bastard

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It`s christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He's alway's fuckin' shittin his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again 

5. Story Of A Lonely Guy

Push it out, fake a smile
Avert disaster, just in time
I need a drink, cause in a while
Worthless answer from friends in mind
It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore
Girls posess me, but they're never mine
I made my entrance, avoided hazards
Checked my engine, I fell behind

I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause i'm a fuckin' boy

Remember when I was in the grocery store, now's my time
Lost the words,lost my nerve, lost the girl, left a line
I would wish upon a star, but that star, it doesn't shine
So read my book with a boring ending
A short story of a lonely guy

I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause i'm a fuckin' boy

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause i'm still just a stupid worthless boy

6. The Rock Show

Hanging out behind the club on the weekends
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour
I remember that it's the first time that I saw her there

She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing
I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all her friends hate me
She's the one, she'll always be there
She took my hand and I made it I swear

Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak me through her window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us
17 without a purpose or direction
We don't owe anyone a fuckin explanation

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak me through her window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

Black and white picture of her on my wall
I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting
And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak me through her window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

with the girl at the rock show
with the girl at the rock show
(I'll never forget tonight)
with the girl at the rock show...... 

7. Stay Together For The Kids

Its hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away
A stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day

So here's your holiday,
hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away
It was mine, so when your dead and gone,
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost,
it's not right.

The anger hurts my ears, been running strong for seven years
Rather then fix the problem, they never solve them, it makes no sense at all
I see them everyday, we get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and its what she wants,then whys there so much pain?

So here's your holiday,
hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away.
It was mine,so when your dead and gone,
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost,
it's not right.

So here's your holiday,
hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away.
It was mine,so when your dead and gone,
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost,
it's not right
it's not right 
it's not right
it's not right 

8. Roller Coaster 

Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Rollercoaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time

Leave me standing here, act like I'm not around
The coaster probably never clear, can I please go home now
I had that dream about you again
Where I wait outside until you let me in,
and there I stay

Lay beside me and listen out the wall, 
we'll keep on lying until the summer comes
I had that dream about you again, 
where you drive my car right off the fucking cliff

And now I`m breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her,
Rollercoaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time

Make me promise that I will never tell,
all I remember's the way your bedroom smells
I had that dream about you again,
where I wait outside until you let me in

And now I'm breathing deeply,walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Rollercoaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time good night 

Good night 

9. Reckless Abandon

On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong, this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on

I learned a lot today,
not sure if I'll get laid,
not sure if I'll fail or pass,
kissed every girl in class

Everybody would waste it all,
to have a summer that they could call,
memory that's full of fun,
fucked up, when it's all done

On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong, this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
he left a scar, size extra large

Sick of drinking the alcohol,
in a million bathroom stalls
Eyes are red and my movement's slow,
too high get her to go
He took a shit in the bathroom tub,
infect the dog with brownie drugs
Tried hard to not get caught,
he fucked a chick in a parking lot

On and on, reckless abandon
Somethings wrong, this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
he left a scar, size extra large

Break a window and bust a wall,
making fun of your friends mom
Turn the music up way too loud,
charged a pizza to the house
Everybody would waste it all,
to have a summer that they could call
Memory thats full of fun,
fucked up when it's all done

On and on, reckless abandon
Somethings wrong, this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
he left a scar, size extra large 

10. Everytime I Look For You

Never found out why you left him,
but this answer begs a question,
Too blind to see tomorrow,
too broke to beg or borrow.
Young and Stupid, left wide open
Hearts are wasted, lives are broken

One more point of contention, 
I need some intervention
Approaching failing tensions,
betray my short attention span
The distance, bridge the border
Beg forgiveness, round the corner

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out, please shut the door

More time apart will give you,
a few more months to argue
Is this to much to live through,
it always seems to far to drive
The point home, send more letters
Pray tomorrow, ends up better

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out, please shut the door

I never did do anything that she asked, 
I never let what happened, stay in the past
I never did quite understand what she meant,
In spite of everything, in spite of everything

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down 

11. Give Me One Good Reason

Mom and dad they quite don't understand it,
all the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose,
and walk around in torn pantyhose, oh yeah

I like the "what you say?", they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fight, I guess how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care,
it's cool when this piss people off with what they wear, oh yeah

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and often,
they don't want to end up there

Hate the jocks and preps, the hippie fuckin' scum bags
Heavy metalers with their awful pussy hair bands
counting seconds until we can get away,
ditching school almost every single day, oh yeah

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and often,
they don't want to end up there

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and often,
they don't want to end up there 

12. Shut Up

Shut the fuck up she said, I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud, everything's too loud
Now that all my friends left, this place is fucking dead
I wanna move out, when can we move out? This shit has got to stop

I'll run away

Give the fuck up, she said your life is meaningless
it's going nowhere, you're going nowhere
you're just a fuck-up, she said I'll live alone instead
she said you don't care, I know I don't care

I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home

I got too fucked up again, and passed out on the bridge
Have to forget you, I can't forget you
No sleep on this flight, I'll think about the nights
we had to get through, how did we get through?

I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home

I'll run away
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave

I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off i'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home

I'll run away
I think it's time for me to leave
I think it's time for me to leave
I think it's time for me to leave
I think it's time for me to leave 

13. Please Take Me Home

Oh no it happened again,
she's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
I tried for hours if so,
you leave me no where to go

She's unstoppable, unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated, wrong

Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had

I hope, hope that it lasts,
give in, forget the past
Be strong when things fall apart,
honest this breaks my heart

She's unstoppable, unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated, wrong

Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had
Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had

Why did we have to go date?
It's too easy to complicate
Be strong when things fall apart
(be strong when things fall apart)
honest this breaks my heart
(it's so hard)

Let's go!

Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had
Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had

---

[bonus] What Went Wrong?

I'm sick of always hearing
all those sad songs on the radio
all day it is there to remind
an over sensitive guy that he's lost and alone, yeah

I hate our favorite restaurant,
our favorite movie, our favorite show
we would stay up all through the night
we would laugh and get high, and never answer the phone

I can't forgive, can't forget
can't give in, what went wrong?
cause you said this was right
you fucked up my life

I'm sick of always hearing
sappy love songs on the radio
this place, it's fucking cursed and it's plagued
and I can never escape when my heart it explodes

I can't forgive, can't forget
can't give in, what went wrong?
cause you said this was right
you fucked up my life

I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me
what went wrong?
I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me
what went wrong?
I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me
what went wrong?
I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me
what went wrong?
I'm kicking

[bonus] Fuck A Dog In The Ass

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
(that's right kids)

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
(and his ass)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
ar, me and me first mate, a scurvy cur
tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
but I found the dog
ah, that was no pirate man
that was thy own sister!
(he's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass

wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you

---

[bonus] Time To Break Up

I guess it's only the men
who get fucked now and again
we take our chicks to the mall
we waited, parking stalls
and when we come home too late
she's pissed that she had to wait
and my excuse not to call
it never worked at all

Time to wake up
where's your daughter
hurts to break up
she was stronger
all my friends say
please don't love her
what did I gain
now I miss her so

I used to hate the lipstick
it stained and tasted to sick
the pantyhose and the bras
she threw on my guitars
shit, fuck, I made a mistake
I thought I needed a break
the truth is I'm such a dick
it's broke and can't be fixed

Time to wake up
where's your daughter
hurts to break up
she was stronger
all my friends say
please don't love her
what did I gain
now I miss her so

If you want to call it a heartache
then I should regret those things
I miss her
if you want the pain to go away
better suck up your pride
admit you lost her
let her go
move on
let her go
move on
let her go

Time to wake up
where's your daughter
hurts to break up
she was stronger
all my friends say
please don't love her
what did I gain
now I miss her so

move on
let her go
move on
let her go
move on
let her go
move on
let her go

---

[bonus] Mother's Day

One two three four!

Fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching

Fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching

It's Mothers Day (x4)

I'll be
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching

Fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching

It's Mothers Day (x4)

---

[bonus] Don't Tell Me It's Over

I hear the phone, it rings so violently
can't leave my room, can't breathe since she left me
I will admit, I hate those things I said
girls always cry, guys will never admit they did

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
even with my expert knowledge
most girls get them in trouble
because they are rarely honest

What's with the jokes, all the routines they play
screw with my head, now I cave in till they their way
guys like to run, chicks like to yell, you see
guys hate to fight, girls think it's therapy

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
even with my expert knowledge
most girls get them in trouble
because they are rarely honest

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
even with my expert knowledge
most girls get them in trouble
because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
even with my expert knowledge
most girls get them in trouble
because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation

---

[bonus] When You Fucked Grandpa

Uno, dos, tres, quatro

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fellate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
he rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed?

And this is fucking stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather! I mean, you guys are related! What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he'd like to fuck you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!

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